Minggu, 15 Januari 2017

kantin sehat benar- benar sehat?

di sekolahku, ada 3 kantin :

kantin pertama namanya kantin sehat

kantin kedua nggak tau sih namananya apa, tapi makanan yang 
mereka sajikan memang enak dan lebih tradisional

yang ketiga, kantin mi babi, karena sekolah ku sekolah katolik, kita boleh mensajikan babi. 
ini merupakan salah satu favorit alumni-alumni dan tamu-tamu.


kantin pertama-lah yang akan saya bahas sekarang.
menu-menu yang mereka tampilkan sangatlah bervariasi, mulai dari egg benedict, nasi goreng dan lain sebagainya. namun, namanya KANTIN SEHAT. tidak ada yang sehat sama sekali di kantin tersebut. makannya MAHAL dan PELIIIIT!
dengan 5 ribu, saya bisa beli 3 tempe di kantin kedua, tetapi saya cuma dapet 2 nuget kecil di kantin sehat itu, bahkan ada rumor kalau nugetnya basi dan berlendir.
juga ketika saya mau beli pasta disana dengan nama spagetti carbonara.
anggapan saya adalah spagetti dengan bumbu carbonara... BUKAN. itu cuma spagetti pake bumbu-bumbu micin gajelas. 
kata tantenya sih bukan micin, tapi "BUMBU"
saya nggak ngerti lagi, sudah mahal, pelit, tidak sesuai nama pula.
udah gitu anak-anak mau aja beli, saya sih ogah ya...

yaudahlah, kalo sakit gara-gara "bumbu"kan udah tau siapa penyebabnya.
huh.

Minggu, 06 November 2016

more ways to lose weight. :)


Hi guys~seems like some of you  are intrested in my banana diet story.
i did told you not to do that diet, so to make it up
this is some easy tips to lose weight :

1. focus on being healthy rather than losing weight

2. if someone gives you their food, just turn around and run away! 
THAT BOOTY NEEDS SOME WORKOUT!

3. fruits and greens really does help.

4. lemon water is also a staple, itll help with bloating tummy

5. try to excercise or do something with your body, itll make you less... lumpy


i made this based on personal experience, so dont take my words for it.


ps: I OPENED MY PERSONAL ONLINE SHOP.
DO CHECK IT OUT @VelvetMarket on instagram.


Minggu, 30 Oktober 2016

thoughts on banana diet. how to lose weight fast and die.

Guess who just lost 3 kilos in 3 days?

this girl.


and im not proud of it...
i would rather say, its just happend.

what i did was a banana diet
basically you eat 3 bananas a day, 
AND ONLY 3 BANANAS A DAY
and maybe tons of galons of water.
i tried it because i need to lose weight fast
and as a asian who eats rice everyday, 
IT
IS
TORTURE.

my advice for you?
DONT DO THIS.
you could just do other diet, and you'll be fine.
just dont...

Minggu, 23 Oktober 2016

Minggu, 22 Mei 2016

KPOOP.

lets be HOE.nest
we girls like a good hottie
this one is a kpop edition
more like kpoop
because most of them are brats
but we only want them faces. :)


1. Shin Wonho

a Monsta X member Hottie
(my personal ultimate bias)
when he was 25, he screams for his mom
a walking derp bomb

2. Nam Woohyun

Infinite's Vockal.
Nam
Pa
Bo

3. Wang Jackson

GOT7'S Rapper
King of bluff
Drinks water
Eats rice

4. Daesung

Big Bang's Vocal

i mean.. just look at this...

5.BOOOOO seungkwan

Seventeen's mother
BOO
a loser
16 and pregnant
13 kinds and counting







Minggu, 15 Mei 2016

thoughts on adultery : college

Why is it so important to go to college?
probably for the degree.
YOU
ARE
NOTHING
WITHOUT 
A
DEGREE .
i dont want to go to college or university
why? because :
1. ITS CRAZY EXPENSIVE
you people be like "you can search for a scholarship"
"you can work"
"you can start saving from now"
im like.. "my pocket money is like.. 30$ a month"
ugh yeah.. sure..
2. YOUTUBE IS FREE
these days, youtube can teach you
its like.. a modern day Kung Fu master
but not only kungfu
i could make money out of youtube,
rather than losing it   
3. I CANT BE IN ONE MAJOR FOR 4 YEARS 
its boring.
the end.
ill be going to college if someone pays it for me.
provide the books
gives me money
and gives me shelter
and not my mom.
i dont know what im saying really...
i need to go to sleep
i have an exam tomorrow.   
  





Minggu, 08 Mei 2016

DISCLAIMER

my first post
meh.. nothing much..
getting it out there that im just human
a female
i think im pretty..
pretty awkward
i make mistakes
and yeah.. i make mistake

this blog is just for fun
dont take it to heart
because this is probably offensive ASFUDGE